Well...I am here to tell you that her story is HOGWASH!!
I'm sure that when Beth made her plans for the month of July, she wasn't expecting to find herself here in upstate New York. I'm also sure that, even though she can clearly see on my Facebook profile that I live a mere fifteen miles south of the Empire State's capital city, she wasn't expecting to see me.
Or should I say...she wasn't expecting ME to see HER.
It was a rare moment for me. I was alone and I had a spare ten bucks in my pocket! That
I spied a cute coffee shop and said to myself: Self, no one knows you have this extra ten bucks. What better way to spend it than to buy an overpriced, over-caloried coffee drink! You can sit and people watch for a few minutes before you head back to town and into the insanity of summer vacation.
My inner monologue is notoriously talented at getting me to do it's bidding.
I bought my coffee and sat at a table facing the street. The hustle and bustle of downtown Albany proved to be perfect entertainment. I was truly enjoying this moment that was all mine.
A chime above the door alerted me that someone had entered the coffee shop. Being the nosy gal that I am, I looked up to see who had entered and I could NOT believe my eyes. I knew that Beth was taking July off from online activities, but boy oh boy...when August rolled around I was sure going to tell her about her New York look-alike!!
That's when I heard a man say "Beth, I'm so glad that you made it here safely." Oh my goodness!! This woman's name was Beth too??!! I was certain that Beth would find this story very amusing.
I turned around just in time to see her give a warm, friend like hug to a man who...wait for it...looked just like Johnny Depp!! I rubbed my eyes. I did that thing where you try to look at people without actually appearing like you are looking. They sat down at a table near mine, which made eavesdropping that much easier.
I had to text Jeff and let him know that I'd be late getting home. I HAD to investigate this. He would totally understand.
"Johnny, I'm so glad that you could find time out of your busy schedule to come give me my next assignment personally."
"Oh Beth, it's nothing really. Movie companies are using Albany frequently for filming because it's cheaper than New York City. It's natural that I could be here."
What?? I could not believe my ears. Well, the part about Albany being in the movies is true...but...what kind of assignment was Johnny Freaking Depp giving Elizabeth Grace? To say that I was intrigued was an understatement.
He pulled a thick manila envelope out the bag at his feet and slid it across the table. Beth opened it and out plopped what appeared to be a passport and other forms of identification. I couldn't see what they said but the items looked authentic enough to me.
Beth grinned across the table at Johnny and took a sip of her coffee. "How long have we been at this? It feels like forever. No one has ever suspected a thing."
"It'll just be a week or so. You're going to Italy this time. Do you think you can handle it?"
Beth downed her coffee and looked at Johnny with a mischievous gleam in her eye. She gathered up her identification and stuffed it into her oversized purse.
"Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy..." she said.
And she was out the door.