The Harshest Critic (GBE2 #19--Judgement)

I am far from a perfect person.

I never claimed to be.

My flaws are many

many, many indeed.

I'm vain and selfish.

I procrastinate.

I'm sloppy and disorganized.

I tend to overeat.

I'm not completely happy

without something to complain about

my jawline is crooked

when you look at my pout

my cheeks are too pink

my feet are too big

I have crows feet and stretch marks

from momming four kids

I sing really badly

I snort and I snore

when I blow my nose...

It sounds like a fog horn

I'm nosy and irrational

overemotional is me

there has never been a decision

I could make--easily

I want what I want

and I fuss when denied

I constantly compare myself 

to every girl that walks by

I'm my worst enemy

It's a voice I can't shush

Any judgements you have

you can leave on the shelf

Whatever you're thinking

I'm sure has been said

by that tiny voice

upstairs

in my head